Had to share.
Written by Wendy James on October 30, 2005Hope this makes you laugh, it sure did me… the truth is always funny.
10 things I learned from my spam email folder.
1. My manhood is too small. (omg I have one??)
2. Even if it wasn’t tiny, it doesn’t work anyway.
3. My mortgage interest rate is too high.
4. My golf clubs are old and outdated.
5. I am paying far too much for prescription drugs.
6. I am missing out on many opportunities to meet singles in my area.
7. There are many stocks that I have never heard of that will make me rich.
8. If that doesn’t work, I can still get rich on Ebay.
9. My long lost, fabulously wealthy Nigerian relatives continue to die by the carload, leaving me enormous sums of money.
10. My Ebay and PayPal accounts have been suspended. I need to resubmit my financial information and passwords to http://www.westealebayandpaypalpasswordsfromidiots.com in order to restore service.